"Haven't had my phone do anything but the normal ring, thank god, but I did have a particularly snotty patients phone ring though. It started playing "I'm a bitch" by Alanis Morissette. Talk about uncomfortable silence, you could…"
"I'll never forget the 80 yr. old lady, who after not being able to find her teeth, says "Theres a bed in the back of that thing (pointing to the rig), Wanna have sex?" my partner didn't hear that, so I volunteered to drive!"