(as described by my old EMS teacher, along with, sadly enough, the disclaimer that these are only a joke, and should NOT be tried *sigh*)
1: If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat, and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2: Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3: Avoid arguments with your partner about using… Continue
Posted on August 14, 2009 at 8:29pm — 2 Comments