Humor In EMS

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Some Interesting picture about newborn CPR

Started by Dirk Becherer Dec 7, 2015.

Worst time your cell phone rang. 24 Replies

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You Might Be In EMS If... 32 Replies

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EMS Buff Test 20 Replies

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EMS HMM'S 18 Replies

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Have you ever missed a call because... 3 Replies

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What's the funniest thing you have heard a drunk say? 23 Replies

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Medical Definitions 21 Replies

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My Star 3 Replies

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Parameduck at work 7 Replies

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Comment by Cameron on July 31, 2012 at 7:44am

I know this is not funny, but its funny....

While transporting a dementia pt. from hospital to NH, the pt looked up at me and asked: "Did I wet myself or did you do it?"  Was caught off guard since the pt was nice & friendly and then boom! Threw that curve ball at me. 

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Comment by Meghan on December 3, 2010 at 5:51pm
these are soooo the starbucks iv!! please please santa, send some to me!!
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Comment by Kiwi EMT on December 20, 2009 at 2:25pm

This is supposedly the longest place name in the world. Can you imagine having to say it over the radio! It is in Hawkes Bay, New Zealand (thankfully it is our neighbouring area so not my problem).
Comment by Kiwi EMT on December 20, 2009 at 1:34pm
We had someone call into our station selling these recently. I thought it was the perfect gift for someone I know who is difficult to shop for. Then I noticed the warning down below. Curses to

the fun police!! :oD
Comment by Kiwi EMT on December 20, 2009 at 1:22pm
May you all get what you deserve this Xmas. I'm hoping for this.

Comment by AWALKER on July 25, 2009 at 8:33pm
that funny.
Comment by Terry Suarez on July 25, 2009 at 11:52am
A song that is good to use is "Damaged" by Danity Kane, started to use it over a year, it's a nice chance from playing Staying Alive for the last 16 years but you just can't have a CPR course without playing it at least once. Just cant seem to find one that Michael Jackson did at the right rate. Going to look at Janet's music is had more dance music. Let you know what I find. Always looking for new ways to have fun while training.

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