Humor In EMS Discussions (27)

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Some Interesting picture about newborn CPR

The latest "news" about newborn resucitations from good old Germany. Translation: 1, 2, 3, 4... BREATH, DAMNED, BREATH!!!

Started by Dirk Becherer

0 Dec 7, 2015

Worst time your cell phone rang.

Whats the worst time your cell phone rang. What was the ringtone and where were you.

Started by Terry

24 Sep 27, 2015
Reply by Martyn

You Might Be In EMS If...

You might be in EMS if... • You find humor in other people's stupidity... • You believe that 90% of people are a poor excuse for protoplasm…

Started by Terri

32 Oct 3, 2012
Reply by Paula Miller

EMS Buff Test

There will be several entries on this one as it is so long. So be sure and answer them all. Let me know how you score. EMS Buff Test Direc…

Started by Terri

20 Aug 2, 2012
Reply by Paula Miller


Why is it that the VERY FIRST THING many of us say to the guy wrapped around the steering wheel, one leg laying in front of the car, all of…

Started by Terri

18 Aug 2, 2012
Reply by Paula Miller

Have you ever missed a call because...

I have missed a few calls due to pager not going off, sleeping thru it, couldn't get out of my driveway but he most ridiculous reason was I…

Started by Dolph Holmes

3 Aug 2, 2012
Reply by Paula Miller

What's the funniest thing you have heard a drunk say?

Ok, let's get to my favorite subject...Drunken Kids. What is the stupidest or funniest thing you have heard come out of the mouth of a drun…

Started by Dolph Holmes

23 Aug 2, 2012
Reply by Paula Miller

Medical Definitions

MEDICAL DEFINITIONS 1. FSBPB: Forget Stretcher, Bring Pine Box 2. CTD: Circling the Drain. A patient who’s going to die no matter what you…

Started by Terri

21 Aug 29, 2011
Reply by Paula Miller

My Star

My Star So many stars shine in the sky at night. Gazing up into the endless expanse of space we bare our souls, picking a twinkle to cast o…

Started by Terri

3 Mar 13, 2010
Reply by Jody Marks

Parameduck at work

Yesterday a new member was sent to our department. He is from overseas and very expierienced, so it was easy for him to start immediately.…

Started by Markus Gregory

7 Nov 14, 2009
Reply by Shanena L. Weems


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