Good bad and funny in EMS

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Comment by Kiwi EMT on April 22, 2009 at 11:11pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Thanks Claudia - that's GREAT!!

Comment by Claudia on April 22, 2009 at 4:25pm

My most hysterical chief complaint in triage on CHRISTMAS DAY was "it hurts when I fart" ... and the woman was serious. I had to hide my face I was laughing so hard.

Aaron, miss working with you SOO much!

Comment by Aaron Hoard on April 22, 2009 at 8:39am

Unfortunately there is no cure for stupid

Comment by Kiwi EMT on April 20, 2009 at 10:20pm

Hi all,
I had a great job last week that I felt compelled to share. The job was a three car nose-to-tail accident at approximately 30mph. The woman driving the last car managed to impact the vehicle in front of her with significant force to activate her airbags. Unfortunatley for her she was a bit on the short side and was therefore sitting close to the steering wheel. This meant that the airbag struck in right in the chest with reasonable force. When we arrived on scene her chief complaint was "whiplashed nipples"! Oh, did I mention she was blonde??? I guess that just shows stoopid is universal.

Comment by Jodi on March 27, 2009 at 8:28pm

Comment by Jodi on March 27, 2009 at 8:27pm

I check you out
Get close to you
listen to you breath
Down on my knees
do a lip lock
feel your heart beat
rip off your cloths
and Always do it
harder deeper and faster!
I am a professional


C P R : Save a life

Comment by Cody W. on January 16, 2009 at 4:11am

I got punk'd one time in the ER. A couple of the RN's and my medic buddies rigged a urine cup with a rubber band and a tongue depressor, and filled it with apple juice. They hand it to me asking me to "strain" it to see if there is a stone in it. I am asking myself "why?" and rather than look like I am shirking responsibility I take it into the dirty utility and pop the lid off. This little propeller gizmo they rigged (by twisting the tongue depressor around the rubber band), flipped the "pee" on me! Furious I storm out into a foray of laughter from the Docs to the janitor, and they clue me in to the prank. I then passed the "straining the sample" task on to the next shift, the reaction was priceless as he popped the lid off.

Comment by Christie on December 23, 2008 at 2:13pm

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Be safe!!!

Comment by Michelle on December 23, 2008 at 11:42am

Oh you guys are killing me lol, Aaron, you are brutal. Christie, that is downright disgusting, but if drug users could only read THAT one.........might be the cure all for all drug use!!!!

Comment by Aaron Hoard on December 23, 2008 at 8:32am

Nice Christie!!!

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